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KALIKIANO KALEI's avatar

Little boys are notorious for putting strange things in their mouths, but as this illuminating post explains, there are 'strange things' and there are 'strange things.' [So much for 'dinner at the Y', tonight!...accck!] Is this post an example of 'The Bering Straits' of the mind, one wonders? At any rate, thanks for sharing this quite interesting and divertive bit of 'froggy' cunnilingual abstraction w/us. I just hope reading it doesn't subject any of us to a labial (sic) tort action. [Must ask my lawyer about that, LoL] ;=))) Good on ya, mate! -K2

Peter's avatar

Bitches and hoes ain’t nothing but tricks.

Thirty Poems's avatar

Interesting. In my experience, it’s best to ask the other person what they want. I think a mate gets more points by taking this approach.

Pam's avatar

This study and thesis pathologize normal, healthy behavior — most guys probably give oral because they like it and/or want to please their partner. MVD substitutes transactional language for the normal phenomenon of chemistry - which, by definition is independent of anything else. Sure, it can look like a mismatch to outside observers but it's famously impossible for others to judge the workings of other people's relationships.And practically speaking, it's hard to imagine many guys sustaining something they genuinely hated for very long. I'd say there are other things going on when people stray than just "MVD" That's way too reductive a reason on its own. And then, how do you account for all the people in matched relationships who stray?

Married Matt's avatar

I give my wife oral sex now and then. She generally enjoys it, but prefers more manual stimulation with my hands v tongue. She -never- gives me oral but I have zero concerns about her cheating. She's open to doing it more, I just need to help her along. I personally don't need it, I just think it's kind of erotic with her eye contact.

Matt's avatar

Every man deserves oral from his wife.. especially if they unselfishly give it to their wife. She doesn’t have to let him finish in her mouth but depriving him of her mouth completely is an utter sin.

Invisigoth's avatar

This put a lot of things my alleged girlfriend has told me in a different light.

It just occurs to me, would a woman who’s been slipping be less likely to desire cunnilingus?

Pearl Gray's avatar

This made me laugh and also question things in the same breath. Great evening read :)

Isaac Kellogg's avatar

“I just don’t understand it. He’s ugly as sin, but he walks out of here every night with an absolute ten, sometimes two of them. And he doesn’t even _do_ anything! He just sits there at the bar, licking his eyebrows.”

RoyP's avatar

“Something to munch on”, one of the best endings of a sub stack article I have read all year. Well played.

B2bdna's avatar

In other words, I should be dating a swimsuit model

Tim Stewart's avatar

I guess the new French kissing is below the belt!